the biggest tragedy is not your death, but a life without reason.

So, first and foremost, welcome back to the Klutz Kronikles, which hasn't updated since October 16th. How ever did I live?


Today we're gonna start with the first product of my boredom in class- bikini girls! There's some chibi and ... Thatcher, I think. Very pink, very hoish.


This was something I drew listening to Robert Randolph's Ain't Nothing Wrong With That. And I felt like drawing poofy hair and superstar poses. So sue me. D:


Continuing on the path of music-inspired drawings, this is from Iron&Wine's Boy With A Coin, featuring, DA DADA DAAAH, GALE! Because I felt like it, kay? Really. My drawings lack any sort of form or purpose anymore. I' almost sad. Almost.


Finally, we're getting somewhere. Xiu (pronounced Zhi-oo) is my Asian OCD-ridden experiment of awesome. The last "resonator," as Jordyn knows her, and probably one of the classier additions to the team. I'm going to enjoy this. Color scheme pending.



Here's where we get srs. The first picture is my final concept of Eric once he ditches the creepy labcoat. I've got his hair worked out, the trinkets, yadda yadda. His concept design was probably my favorite, but this is the first time I've ever been able to draw his hair perfectly. Har har.


And who would I be without a Riadump? This was more fun than anything else. Meaning, it's useless. So on the left we've got a very interesting battle outfit of awesome that reminds me somewhat of Verunica's, but with a more... flat-chested twist. Watch that stuff be made of some sort of armored spandex blend. That'd be funny. Upper middle is something I uploaded because the anatomy is so whacked, and yet I wanna finish it. Lower middle is one of the more accurate representations of my baby, colored with a Q-Tip. 8D On the right is the pending design for her new uniform. Booyaaaah. 8D

if sunday morning i'm forgetting to call,

I'm one of those people who, if inspired, have to draw right away, no matter the circumstances. So today, Jenna got my kiriban for 3,344 pageviews. She requested a doodle of my Gale and her Piper together, because simply, Piper scares Gale witless and she thinks of him as her best friend. Piper is a dijinni, and Gale is human. Piper eats humane essence. You get the drift.

Next up, a concept that's come back to haunt me from its grave. A long, long time ago, Jordyn and I were discussing the circumstances of Vlad and Ria meeting if they met in our world, in some point in history. We sort of decided that, if anything, they'd meet during WWII with Ria being some English nurse held hostage (for some reason) (it's so historically incorrect, Ryan and McLoughlin should slap me) by some Nazis, where Vlad is with his smexy accent and all. So they'd end up snogging in broom closets once Ria stopped being a feisty littly bitch. 8DD They allll give in to Vlad's charm at some point. /shot

Of course, here are some more or less accurate doodles. If you can't read the captions, the top one says, "Mainly in broom closets..." and the bottom says, "EH? You want to do WHAT?"

Or something along those lines. I can't be bothered to double check. D:

Harhar. >_> It's so bad that I wanna laugh at it.

I want Nazi!Vlad drawings now. >0

der fahrstuhl ist sehr bequem. (: nicht!

Title translation: "The elevator is very comfortable. Not!"

The only logical reason that I can think of for that title is... well, my friends were making fun of the German word for elevator, "fahrstuhl", which literally means "riding chair", and their little song is stuck in my head. Ohboy. D:

Anyways. I'm in a pathetic art slump right now, so it's like... grawr. I can't draw anything half-way decent, but... I gotta go to a theme park tomorrow, so maybe I'll grab a huge purse and my sketchbook and like... go nuts. Lots of people having fun there, right? : D<3 And I'm not going on -any- rides because I discovered about three summers ago that I do not. Like. Rides. So I'll be chilling with Sarah on the land down un-dah!

But! I do have stuff for you! XD
A Gale doodle. Is all. :< Disappointing, I know.

Otherwise, Jordyn and I were looking around for actors that we could giggle about being our OCs in some sort of movie or something, and I found a -perfect- Ria reference. Reika Hashimoto is my new hero, man. I printed out a few close-ups of her face, but like, my block is like, "NOPE NO REFERENCE FOH YOO!" We also talked about Jared Leto as Vlad and... Cillian Murphy as Baron, and we've yet to find a sick-looking bastard for Sygro.
And Ria still refuses to talk to me. D: She's in my head, she's awake, but she's pissy. :< Poor dear. I do feel kinda bad for torturing her, though. Only for the rape bit. Everything else was coming for her and her big mouth. D: